Paid bounties

"Fer the killin of the (in)famous Nobby Nobbs. An Fer bein to good at not dyin fer 6 seasons."

"For Flavio and Herbert"

"For having that dangerous claw AND for using it against one of our trees."

"A very annoying and fat little chaos dwarf"

"Because he is a smelly, ugly bastard we prefer dead..."

"Nobody goes after and KILLS Kaj Kølig unpunished."

"Wanted dead or alive (preferably dead) for the outrageous slaying of Rita Dando."

"We want this sucker dead, dead, dead. How he dies doesn´t matter if only he dies in pain."

"For being unpleasant"

"Will anyone please, bring this chap out of his misery before my gangbangers get to him? H.Lickbottom"

"Because size does matter"

"Kill the killer-catcher-bunny.... We miss Zumm Sum a lot...."

"Fer killin thar Addicts Future Key Player Dumblorn Wipeankle."

"For giving birth to his daughter though being a male deity. Such hippie/equal opportunities nonsense"

"For cracking the skull of Butch Meathook."

"For his hed on a spike. You´ll do everyone a favor and earn yourself some cash."

"Wanted on account of his bad breath and extremely outdated haircut!"

"Fer the death of Stanley Ipkiss"

"for having horns and stuff"

"For stealing all my teams "vitamins", causing them to lose a bunch of games"

"There can be only 1 Block Cow!"

"For the slaying of Gore-eater"

"Fer the death of Major Chip Hazard"

"For the presumptuous sacrilege of hurting the unmerited Ko Π!"

"For the brutal killing of René Dif, a promising young lineman."