Old grandfather Nurgle decided to test his followers on the fields of Blood bowl. So he sendt out for the most vile, degenereded, evil, filthy, scum this world had to offer and gifted them with his mark and rare diseases. Although some took better to it than others, the Plauge lord is confident that atleast he will be entertained.
Bulletin board from the coach
Nov. 11th, 2014 - old news
The night before playoffs
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads. Then Boogieman burst in through the door, ripped their stupid little heads off, put them on his meathooks and then went to the 1/4 finals where he killed all the other teams most treasured plaers, the end!
- Rasmus Tarp
Feb. 29th, 2012 - old news
Shit about to hit the fan(s)
on march 1 its revenge time, the rematch betwen Double Dodgers and Scum of the Earth.
and this time those clean humans wont leave the field in one piece.
There will be blood, there will be guts spilled all over the place and there will be puny humans crying and soiling them self (witch is unfair, thats our job... soiling them that is)
- Rasmus Tarp
Sep. 5th, 2011 - old news
Maggots
They enter your tomb - maggots - beginning to feast - maggots Crawling on you - maggots - now they eat you - maggots Rotting maggots - maggots - infesting your corpse - maggots Parasites of the dead - maggots - now dwell in your head
- Rasmus Tarp
Apr. 13th, 2011 - old news
Hard as Scabs
Once again the rotten defence of the Scums proves to be the tie breaker. With only 5 TDs allowed in 7 games they are yet again the top defence of the league. And the very few scores against also secures them a place in the playoffs, where their slow festering playstyle is sure to infect the opponents and make the fans sick with joy