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Apr. 8th, 2009 - old news |
Aarch Grievens! Once again the Hellbringers was forced to score them TDs thingies...twice!! The double dodgers didnt bring nothing and their coach suck big time! First hit from the Hellbringers and their ridiculous excuse of an ogre went out... At the end of the game only one silly human being was on the field...and most of the game no humans were standing!
But all in all the Hellbringers coach is pleased, he dosnt like the one point thing on the score board much, but every thing taken in consideration the darkies played well - no fancy pantsy with that discusting ball thing, just business with beating up humans - the ball thing was only when nothing important was left to do... |
- Jimi |
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Apr. 6th, 2009 - old news |
WTF? Still clinging on to the top of group A (in the land where up is down and down is up) the Hellbringers continue their rampage against all lower beings (all other than the dark elves themselves) but unfortunately the team was forced to make one of them TDs last match as the rediculous gobbos all had left the field halfway thru second half...?
The coach was kind of displeased with the teams effort as they didnt even manage to kill a single gobbo...sigh! |
- Jimi |
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Mar. 18th, 2008 - old news |
Tears in the eyes... It was indeed tears that was seen in the corner of the Hellbringers Head Coach' eyes after last nights game against some humies...
'Im just so proud of the guys - finally every thing we train for came together! At one point I thought it went wrong when Pussyclaw Hellbringer went for the ball thingie, but she just took it to make sure she could get into a better fouling position - she was sent off the pitch for her action, but DAMN that makes me proud...'
Some people might think WTF? is going on with them Hellbringers? They had the game under control the whole match and could have scored several TD's, if they just went for the ball, but confronted with the question the HC looked as if he really didnt understand it? and all the players didnt dare comment as they quickly snook along the walls into the locker room... |
- Jimi |
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Feb. 13th, 2008 - old news |
New rules of engagement! first of all I would like to say how sorry I am for the total lack of concentration the players put into last nights game! I hope we will not see mistakes like that again too often, but with that said the players did well taking the new gameplan into consideration...
still and first of all we play by the rule: if in doubt - foul!
but we tried to make it a bit easier for the players to get around that rule if the situation happend where there would be no one to foul (Nuffle forbid that)...
this is a game called Blood Bowl and there is no ball involved in that - blood yes, bowl yes - ball no! so let the blood spill and do.......whatever with that bowl...
so here goes...
1. if possible - foul 2. if its not possible to foul - make sure it will be later! 3. if help needed to figure out who to hit - always go for the smallest and weakest looking opponents first! 4. now foul! 5. if possible - foul again... 6. repeat 1-5 7. should u in any case end up with the ball - use it to hit someone - or throw it at the referees face while you do dirty tricks on proned players...
so this is how we gonna do it!
and again im very sorry for scoring one of those tuch-duwn-thingies last night... |
- Jimi |
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