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May 15th, 2010 - old news |
Century mark reached Wayward Son reached his pass nr. 100 in tonights semi-final, making him the second player in league history to reach triple digits. He is also a shoe-in for top passer this season making him the first stunty player ever to get that acclaim.
His season average has been amazing, and a stunty player winning top passer without any passing or ball carrying skills is a feat nothing short of incredible. He capped his performance with the first TD of the game, and the pass that set up the second, a truly magnificent game for him.
Silverado Snakeskins are now poised for the final with a full roster, and money to burn. It should make for an interesting game, no matter which of the elf teams they meet. |
- Anton |
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Apr. 15th, 2010 - old news |
Quarterskink headed for greatness The quarterskink of Silverado Snakeskins, Wayward Son has long ago blown away all previous records for stunty players passing, and currently occupies the second spot on the all time passer list with 90 passes.
Two seasons ago he came in at a third spot for passing, the highest ever for a stunty player, and last season he bested that by becoming nr. two. This year he has a comfertable lead as the top thrower in the league, and the average passes pr. game has only been this high once before, namely when the greatest passer in Aros history Synne Buch was quarterbunny.
The main achievement here, is that Wayward Son has done this without accurate, sure hands, strong arm, safe throw or even pass. Also he is stunty, so his AG5 only counts as AG4 when passing. In other words, he has exactly the same chance of completing a pass as a lineelf with no skills. He has continously produced great games, and great passes and hopes to reach the magic 100 passes this season.
So hip hip hooray for the greatest stunty passer in Aros history! |
- Anton |
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Sep. 11th, 2009 - old news |
Silverado Hopes The Snakeskins are pulling up their socks and getting ready to rock the world. This is the season for the scaly scoundrels, who has suffered through the agony of fourth place just to be ready to pound and confound the league this season. The halfbaked halfback Scone of Stone is ready to excact doughy revenge, and the count of cool Wintersmith is preparing to serve up a little revenge in the best manner possible. So Onwards my Wayward Son, into The Neverending Dark where Lord of the Damned rules the Slightly Evil!
So, with well-pulled-up socks, we will suckerpunch the league, and make sure that it sucks to be you! |
- Anton |
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May 24th, 2009 - old news |
Divine Rats - We salute you Divine Rats has always been the team to beat. We have mocked headcoach kynde for his statistical nightmares, his long match reports and his constant mention of Jesus. Everyone have always wanted to beat Kynde, everyone has wanted him to get diceraped, and everyone has loved every moment of it.
The truth is, the league would not have been the same without DR. You have made it better and more fun.
So from all of us here in Silverado - We salute you. It has been one hell of a ride, and we look forward to bash your head in when you return with your next team.
Gods speed!
(and thank goodness that we never have to hear about those damn rats again...) |
- Anton |
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