Scone of Stone

When the dwarfs deep in the ground bake their bread, it is not only meant for sustenance. It is meant for maiming. People who have lived to tell that tale speak with awe about the battle croissants of the Smalzburg Fat Mines, and the Biscuit Boomerang is the most feared weapon amongst anyone foolish enough to enter a Dwarf mine uninvited. It is said that Dwarf battle bread can keep you alive for months... mainly because when you only have that to eat you quickly find out that grubs and roots taste surprisingly good.

The Scone of stone is spoken off with awe and secrecy even amongst dwarves. It is said to be the toughest and most indestructible bread of them all. The Low King is crowned on a replica, the gods themselves are said to fear the scone.

Myths even older than the gods, tell tale of the Scone of Stone crawling out of the primordial soup to wreak havoc on the lands, and that still, he is the bane of dwarfs and men alike.