Well its a cold day for a match, a blizzard is blowing snow everywhere on the pitch, in the stands and dugouts as the team Sillicon Valley United meet The Slann Renegades. The players stand ready as the fans are filling into the stands. But wait what now?? The fans composed of 18k Slann´s and 34k Amazons & followers, have stopped and are now seeing who the opponents are… although The Lustrian Clans and Amazons inhabit the same lands in the Old World, these people have never been that close to eachother.
First Half.
“The following are commentated after the Riot”. Phew, that were a rough one, the fans have just been fighting and rioting for most of the First half (5 turns), but now with the still cold snowing weather, they seem to have cooled down a bit. We are ready to continue with the match, the Sillicon´s are recieving the ball, the players are mooving around the field trying to avoid close contact with the Saurus. Espicially avoiding Kothoga "Beast" Slowitz and Fang Legchewer, who have trained for meeting people just like the dodging Amazons and seem eager to tackle them.
Now it seems like Heidi Throw Ho are getting ready for to pass the ball, it´s in the air heading for Frida Fly High, WAIT, she just dropped the ball, unable to catch it although she were all alone. Now the Renegades make their move, enganging the amazons, knocking some of them down, and i see a little skink going for the ball, its Hauch Ironfist, he has gone in between two Sillicon players(Two TZ´s), and grabbed the ball, and he is trying to make his escape, BUT OH NO, he is tripped by opponents, and the ball bounces over next to a now lonely Saurus.
A Sillicon player pushes the Saurus away, and their passer now grabs the ball, and tries to pass it onwards, but whats happening here, she fumbled the ball. Now a little skink goes for the ball, grabs it and runs for a pass, but wait he seems to have stumbled while trying to pass. The ladies get up and within long, they have a shot for a TD again. Jenna The Judge places her self in the end zone, ready to cath the ball. The short pass comes from star thrower Heidi Throw Ho, but it seemes that the small skink in her TZ, is to much of a pain, and she drops the ball, ending the half.
Second Half.
“Heard for the Comments booth for the beginning half of second half” ZZZZZZZZZZZ….cough..cough..HAARK…..HOAAA…
Well, second half have been rather smooth for now, the weather turned out to be great at the start of this second half where it had stopped snowing, the Renegades recieved the ball in the beginning, and have so far held onto it. The ball is in the hands of Hark StompFoot, who have recieved attacks from 3 opponents, but always he trod(sidestepped) neatly out of reach. Now as his way is cleared by his teammates, he goes in for the first touchdown of the match. Sillicon now recieves the ball, and great trouble they swarmed through and and have now positioned themselves at the Renegades backfield, and there are only about 4/8 of the half left, the Renegades try to get through to the ball carrier, but they fail again and again, Hauch Ironfist is injured along with a less hurt Saurus, and now Pam -the body slam must have gotten tired of waiting and she scores a tieing Td, and the teams begin to set up again.
The Renegades have set up to try and push one of their player through the opponents so he can run in for a winning Td these last minutes(last turn), first push goes great, second good as well, but now as the third opponent are about to be pushed, there are an unfilled hold, and no players are able to reach the spot in time, and such the Renegades last shot for winning are stopped. DAMN IT.
Well, there are just one or two minutes left, the match seems to be over, BUT WHAT IS THIS… the Sillicon players have started moving through the poor skinks while the Saurus are distracted. The Renegade shaman comes out to tend to Crocodile Sneaker who were near death due to a hit from Trampy Taressa, and leaves the field again having done his job for the match, the play continues but what is happening now… it seems like HandBag McGrath are roaring at Carmen the collector, i think she is being insulted, the dialekt from McGrath sounds like “Brother-killer, Swamp Water, Scaleless Ugly Beast, Filthy Manthing”, seems like she and some of her teammates are part of the group who HandBag McGrath have been hunting for years for killing his brother and skinning him for making a handbag,WHOA, somthing he said must have pissed her off, they are in a heavy brawl.
As the match are now ending, it seems like the Sillicon players are finished attacking and are now just training to pass the ball, which they have failed so much this match.
The Renegade´s Head Coach comes out to view the damages, and it seems like HandBag McGrath were killed in the brawl, it seems like he found the culprits he had been searching for over the years, he died fighting one of his brother´s killers, Carmen the collector who had been collecting items in past times and possibly were the one who skinned McGrath´s brother and turned him into the handbag which McGrath have been carrying for all these years. Oddly enough the handbag itself seems to have disappered during the match, where could it be?? Vitnessess among the Renegade fans are said to have spotted Carmen the collector leaving the field with a small bag, but we have been unable to find them ssince the match. It seems like HandBag McGrath should not have cut up his armour, rumour has it that it were the missing parts that were responsible for his death, with it he would have survived the ordeal.
Through the match, Hark StompFoot have been a great part of the match, and such he were voted MVP by the fans, actually he were the only one from the team who did anything at all.
