And now.... Let me introduce to you, a team of joy and lafter. A team that will smile to you, even after. They will make you sing and dance, while they f*** your fans. Your knees will turn soft and unstable, and you will be unable to control your "cable". Like it, you will rise and shine, and minutes after you will fall and break your spine. Cause dont forget that we will bring back the trophy, making your mouth shut, thinking "ohh my god they are hot". So no need to fight it, cause we are the Sillicon Valley United....!
Bulletin board from the coach
Mar. 17th, 2004 - old news
[sensured]
- Mads Rehl
Mar. 5th, 2004 - old news
What went wrong? How the hell did those fancy lady-look-alikes called Woodwatchers manage to score 4 TD against us?! Well, poor dodging from Heidi Throw Ho, and an outstanding interception by Ilmarin Fireblow resultet in 2 TDīs. The other two TDīs where examples of great woodelf plays. But then again..... Can a play by a bunch of tall, skinny and chinees looking guys be so good, that we cant handle it. Hmmm.... No way! I will as head coach for Sillicon Valley United fall back in the dirt, and blame the defeat on our bad luck. Isnt that how to explain a 4-1 loss....?
- Mads Rehl
Feb. 25th, 2004 - old news
What a hard hitting seasson opener by the girls from the Valley! We shure showed those lizzards how to pound! With a cas score of 4-0 (2-0) we where satisfied. Concerning the ball handling, we shure need some more practis. For an eksample, the cathers droped a direct pass 3 times in a row. Not good enough! So when this problem is out of the way, we will be in mint condition, ready to smash those highly rated teams.
- Mads Rehl
Dec. 5th, 2003 - old news
The season is at its very last, for the SVU. The only thing left is a possible signing of a new linewoman, after the dirty kill in our last match against the Reapers In Place. As the team coach, I cant help feeling disappointet and frusratet, when looking back at the season. With 4 points against the two other none-muscle teams from our group, and only 2 points against the 6 muscle teams (here is 1 point against 4(!!!) dwarf teams), we feel very mis-placed in this "beat-each-other-up" group. The only thing to do now, is to be happy about no permanent injuries and getting away with just two dead team members. This is it from the SVU this seasson, and with a little help from our doctor friends, we will be back next season, looking even better.... ;-)
