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| Dec. 5th, 2003 |
The season is at its very last, for the SVU. The only thing left is a possible signing of a new linewoman, after the dirty kill in our last match against the Reapers In Place.
As the team coach, I cant help feeling disappointet and frusratet, when looking back at the season. With 4 points against the two other none-muscle teams from our group, and only 2 points against the 6 muscle teams (here is 1 point against 4(!!!) dwarf teams), we feel very mis-placed in this "beat-each-other-up" group.
The only thing to do now, is to be happy about no permanent injuries and getting away with just two dead team members.
This is it from the SVU this seasson, and with a little help from our doctor friends, we will be back next season, looking even better.... ;-) |
| - Mads Rehl |
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| Oct. 15th, 2003 |
Ooh jahh...
The Angels are flying. The smile is back, in the Amazon camp. After the loss in their first match, win in the second and yesterdays fanatic, drastic and syper fantastic win, the ladies are back on track!
Yesterdays opponent was a super fit, and turned on bunch of fat haflings!(?). Well, at least the opponent big guys were very fit, and played an exellent game. But with the main part of the flings, scattering around on the field (and in the "dead and injured box"), we were abel to snatch the ball and score the ever important TD!
Well, there no more to say, but what a great game by the Hafling side, and what a even greater game by Amazon Captain, Carmen The Collector, who playd the game of her life... |
| - Mads Rehl |
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| Oct. 2nd, 2003 |
We have now kicked of the sesson. In our first game, we played a minor confused undead team. Well that is, it was a very confussing match! A Blizart trough out the game, ruined our passing game. So we had to play as a muscle team, and it was a mess.
We were in possesion of the ball for 12 turns, without the oponent getting a block at de ball handler, and without scoring a TD. Twice we tried the quickpass and twice we droped the ball. Not good enough!
Heidi Throw Ho, the "mummy hurter" said after the game:
We played a very bad game. Couldnt throw and couldnt block the opponet ball handler just before their TD, even with two chances. One thing we could was dodging. But it just wasnt enough to win the match. We are so disapointed, as we plaid against a silly bunch of bones, who we easily could have beaten.... |
| - Mads Rehl |
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| Sep. 26th, 2003 |
Well well well. It is now time for our first apperance in the Aros Blood Bowl League! As a coach, I have slim to none expereance of coaching a Amazon team but I have been studdying the old trick books, not least the dirty trick books.
My players have been working hard all summer getting in shape with the correct tan. 3 of my players have been under the doctors knife this summer:
Vine Del Rio Boob Job
Trampy Taressa Boop Jop
Carmen The Collector Lip Jop
I am very glad to see that my players a doing and achieving so much, for the love of the team. It is with pride in my heart that I can say to the members of Sillicon Valley United: You all make us look so fucking good!!! |
| - Mads Rehl |
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