Not long ago a great Orc died. His name was Maikhael J. Orcson. Orcson was a human, born in an orc body and he desperately tried to be human. He even tried chaos magic and heavy fungus abbuse, but still he looked like an orc. One day, his decayed body had to surrender to death and nurgle. Still overwhelmed with grief, this team travel the world for fame and fortune - seeking matches wherever there might be opponents. They have changed their names in respect of Orcson and they follow his quest of becomming human, once and for all.
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Mar. 25th, 2010 - old news
Things are lookin bad...
Todays game against the Breakers started out very bad, with the dwarfs causing many knock outs and a dwarf scoring was inevitable. In the second half the orcs pushed towards the end zone, but a rogue wizard fireballed the ballhandler og thus making the dwarfs ballcarriers again. Luckily the dwarfs were out of RR, which in turn meant that a pass wasn't catched giving the orcs a chance to score. The dwarfs probably could have kept the ball close and denying the orcs the chance, but coach Ulrik is a man not afraid of Hybris. :)
On a more general note: After 5 matches there's still no win in sight for the Runnaz... 3 draws and 2 loses isn't what the coach hoped for when the season started. Some results have been satisfying, some a disappointment, but mostly the season has been about not scoring and not CAS'ing... Coach Klyve still makes A LOT of mistakes, but now, though not often, he actually makes some good plays as well... Time will tell if the Runnaz will be able to ditch the last place, or this season will be worse than the last...
- Jesper K
Nov. 2nd, 2009 - old news
Will the real greenskins please stand up
A long, hard fought match against coach Kynde ended with a highly surprising result - a win! Coach Kynde was kind enough to let MJ's Runnaz play on his home-turf in Tilst og the Runnaz repayed him with some very slow plays (sorry). On the upside the Runnaz got some very needed points in the battle for "being not last" and Billie Jean was the first to learn how to assist even when surrounded by enemies... Furthermore, MJ's Runnaz doubled the amount of total CAS caused, avoiding the dreaded "fairplay" award - for now! In less than an hour, the match against the freaking frogs will start - update comming!
- Jesper K
Oct. 21st, 2009 - old news
Most boring match ever?
Another defeat for the rookies - this time to a fellow greenskin (the proper kind, not the Kynde-kind). A solid 0-2 defeat and not even close to scoring or making a cas. Turns out 2 teams with all armour 9 has a pretty hard time injuring each other! Coach Thomas played well, and Coach Klyve did his best to help him... Klyve still makes a lot of mistakes, but the media seems to think he's improving, seeing as now he's able to call his own mistakes... Unfortunatly not until the damage is done! The amount of skulls and both-down (on non-block players aka. Black Orcs) was unheard of, which again ment that fewer armour rolls where made, thus limiting the damage the orcs could do to each other... On the bright side, even though SPP only was awarded to the MVP, MJ's thrower learned how to pass the ball more accurately, thus opening for some new moves from the green lads.
- Jesper K
Oct. 6th, 2009 - old news
Humiliation
Crash and burn... The recent match against Deities of Doom was aweful, plain and simple. Coach Klyve still has A LOT to learn, obviously. His, more than dim, players still show no ability to hurt anything larger than a hafling, which soon will become apparent, as the match against Kyndes goblins are forthcomming. Please note that goblins are larger than haflings, and therefore immune to blocks from all players from MJ's Runnaz. The highlight of the match was, when Gone Too Soon finally had a chance of scoring some much needed SPP, but got hit by a stone thrown from a raged fan, which in turn ment that Deities of Doom got yet another open TD chance... As the match played out, more and more orcs got injured and/or scared, and in the end, there was nothing to do but admit defeat. On their way to the local bar, some players from MJ's Runnaz was overheard saying things like "well played, Michael F", "stupid minotaur, we need an troll" and "that's excellent coffee"... As soon as the money from the gate got delivered, MJ's Runnaz called old Unbreakable for some much needed reinforcements...
