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| Mar. 17th, 2004 |
Welll we losst once morre, but thiss time we made a lassting impressssion on them they will remember, thiss time the players did not caare fore the ball, and played horribly, but they were eagerr to hit them elvess, espically  Daviel Malign and Narmacil the poisener wont forget uss for ssome time, we will get them harder nexxt tiime, and defeat them for once.. next tiime.
What happened with N´kari Ironstar could not be helped, but sometimes when this craving for headss comes over Kothoga "Beast" Slowitz , he cannot be stopped.
Old "Drool" Draken also shoved improvements, since he would now appear for the match without ekstra payments. Unfortunately he might not last the season out, the strain of fighting are overcoming him, and now he just hopes he will get a chance to meet many more darkelves to kill while he can. |
| - Thomas M |
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| Feb. 25th, 2004 |
We have jussst fought a hard match against Sillicon Valley United which ended with a Tie.
The Renegadesss did not care that they were women, they fought hard, unfortunately the Renegade´sss have had severe losssess in this match. Hauch Ironfist will not be appearing in out next battle.
But he were not the only losss, the Renegade team mourn the losss of HandBag McGrath, he were a great warrior who will be misssed much in the future, and the players have sssvorn to avenge him, ssome time in the future there will be put a price on the head of hiss killer Carmen the collector as revenge for thiss deed, and posssibly also on Trampy Taressa, who almosst killed Crocodile Sneaker only minutess before McGrath died.
New Rumours are that another group of relatives are enroute to the AROS league, the news of McGrath´s death were quickly sent home, and some members of the McGrath´s are now on their way to continue his fight. |
| - Thomas M |
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| Nov. 12th, 2003 |
| The Renegadesss have just won theirrr firssst match thiss Sseasson XI, and a mosst of it iss oved to goodd teamwork, and a lot of it to the great ekssample of the new player on the team Hauch Ironfist who in his firsst match here made 3 completions and 1 td. All hail to him, and letsss get on with it. |
| - Thomas M |
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| Oct. 26th, 2003 |
After having endured a bad season The Renegades are looking forward to the upcomning match against The HalfDead Clawkillers, and have added a new member of the Team BloodStone Scales (and replacing Alligator Bootsy who have joined the coaching staff) who along with the rest of the team is looking forward to a good fight. (except Slick Snakeeyes and HandBag McGrath who is missing it due to injuries from last match)!
To help them win the match, The Renegades have hired their first Cheerleader who with his drumming will inspire the players of the team and the fans! |
| - Thomas M |
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| Oct. 8th, 2003 |
From the perspective of the Renegade team, Lady Luck herself must have been observing the match
Silverado Snakeskins - Slann Renegades (season XI, round 2) and seemed to have been having a blast. The luck of the Renegades went from total destruction to heavenly bliss from one minute to another.
Even though the Snakeskin´s were no match to the brute strenght of The Renegade´s, their opponents showed a remarkable ability of handling the ball.
No matter how much they were massacered, they still went for the ball instead of retaliating (which confused the Renegades rather much) and on most occasions they were succesfull which eventually (combined with the Renegade´s inability to do the most simple things like recieving a handoff) made it possible to win the match.
The coach (as well as the team) hopefully awaits a future match in which they can meet, where you can be sure the team will do what they must to win the rematch.
They look forward to meeting Dark Moon Dirglers next week, and test if their strenght truly match their own. |
| - Thomas M |
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| Oct. 1st, 2003 |
In the last match
Slann Renegades - Death Extravagante (season XI, round 1) the team lost Iirrk Shortfoot.
The team shaman tried to help him, but nothing could be done and the team is in mourning once more.
Last time were when Eirchh Shorthand the cousin of Iirk died, now the clan of the two skinks are furious, and rumour has it that some of their kin are enroute to the league to join up with the team and wreak havoc and bloody revenge on all who oppose them. |
| - Thomas M |
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| Sep. 25th, 2003 |
The Renegades have just entered Season XI, and are looking forward to going all the way concerning both winning matches and injuring other players.
For some time it were unknown if The Renegades would compete this season as another team, a rather unknown Skaven team known as Blight Lurkers threadened to take the teams place in the League. This were not accepted by the Renegade´s players and they agreed to have a "friendly" argument with the Blight Lurkers after which the little skaven team accepted The Renegades "hard arguments" and decided to wait a season or two to get back in the league. Some contradicting rumours are drifting that either the Lurkers withdrew their application after being convinced that The Renegades were a stronger team and should compete, while other rumours says it were due to lasting injuries
(from where is unknown)
and that the team needed some more time to rest in the smaller leagues where they can get some training without getting smashed
(in which they last week managed to beat a goblin team of equal size, but in their current state they might loose if they were to fight that game once more). |
| - Thomas M |
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| Aug. 13th, 2003 |
Having heard the plead from Apple Pie Mayhem, the Renegades seems to like some of the rule proposals!
"1) All players must at all times be wrapped in at least ten meters of bubble wrap."
The Renegades does not know of this Bubble Wrap, but if its eateable they are willing to try it!
"2) Second half is abolished in favour of a big meal with lots of cakes, meat, potatoes and gravy and so on..."
A big meal sounds like a good idea, but some saurus wondered if it were allowed to eat the loosers.
"3) Tackling and blocking is strictly prohibited - you may, however, ask the bloke with the ball nicely to hand over the ball."
The Skinks of the team agrees to this proposal and would like to always recieve the ball, which will make it easier to win the game without fighting.
"4) During all breaks in the game you are allowed 2 iced buns and one cup of 'pop."
The Renegades team wil be happy to sponsor all the Iced busn and 'pop for the game (Makes the halflings more fat for the post match feast)!
"5) Spectators taller than 1,20 meter are not allowed to enter any BB-stadium, whatsoever."
Plenty of Skinks will be participating in watching the game, and are ready for the "friendly fights!
"6) Magic is not allowed - unless it involves creation of food."
The Teams on/off wizard have been practising og his fireball and lightning bolt are assures anyone that he can cook or roast anyone who will participate!
"7) First half is abolished in favour of a big meal with lots of cakes, meat, potatoes and gravy and so on..."
This last topic is the only one the Renegades would not agree upon since they still think that playing tha game (eg. smashing and maiming) is important and that there should still be some time put off for this.
This were the response from The Renegades, and we hope that this satisfies the Apple Pie Mayhem. |
| - Thomas M |
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| Mar. 21st, 2003 |
Rumour have it that HandBag McGrath has been spotted observing the following matches with a keen bloodred eye clawing at his surroundings...
Wadad Each Day Vs Reapers In Place
Hashhutz Nutz Vs Breakers |
| - Thomas M |
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| Mar. 21st, 2003 |
| Recently HandBag McGrath have been missing from being active in the teams matches, apperantly he had studied the opponents and for once decided that none of them were the ones he hunt, so he would rather go out and hunt them in other places, noone knows when he decides to return to the team, he left before the match against BBC Drackwald Convicts(Failed Niggling), but it seems like he had returned briefly before the succesful match against Taffeltop Bullies since Tiamat Twister were also missing that match (Both of them failed their Niggling rolls) |
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| Feb. 26th, 2003 |
The Renegades have just gone from a succesful match against Chaos49´ers, and went on to meet Death Ekstravagante in a match which they could have won easely, but due to bad coaching the players waited too long to score a touchdown, so the Ekstravagant Witchelf Morathi Maneater knocked down the poor little skink with the ball, picked it up, and threw it down the Renegades field end, which for the elves eventually ended in a winning touchdown!l
But now the team will gain an assistant coach as the sometimes ill Bignose Scaly is being withdrawn from active play to sit on the bench!
The coach had intended to have him cut up and fed to the teams Teradon Mascot, but since he apperered in both games this season(although he did not do much) he will be allowed to live!
From now on Bignose Scaly will be teaching the team all he know about staying out of trouble!!
Thats it, back to the boring life again until the next exciting BloodBowl round of this Season X!! |
| - Thomas M |
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| Oct. 30th, 2002 |
Recent news from the Renegades is that the whole team is in mourning, after one of their most promising star players Eirchh Shorthand, the teams top scorer and second in command were killed in the humiliating 3-0 defeat against Loren Dodgers.
While the teams shaman/healer were otherwise engaged with aidding Slick Snakeeyes who just had a near-death eksperience, the popular Eirchh Shorthand, the quickest player on the team tripped and were impaled on an forgotten old helmet while he were running alone towards the opponents endzone to prepare fora possible valuable pass!
After his death the team lost focus on the game, almost forgot all about the ball in their ferocious attempts to dismember opponents as a revenge!
This fight against Loren Dodgers is something the Slann will never forget, and having adopted this tradition from the dwarves they have added the team of Loren Dodgers to their Book of Grudges along with the Asylum team Alzheim Overlords! |
| - Thomas |
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| Oct. 24th, 2002 |
Our operatives tried to get hold of the head coach of the Renegades, but all we got were...
No Commentsss! |
| - Thomas |
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| Oct. 3rd, 2002 |
We have finally managed to catch the head coach of The Slann Renegades to get a statement about their defeat against Alzheim Overlords earlier this week!
""The godss weere not with uss that day, but i now pray to the godss that i never have to experience such a game again, although i still believe the Overlords cast a spell on usss, and gave theyr players some kind of fungus beer, that match were just as insssane ass our opponentsss, one off our noble Sauruss could not attend due to old woundsss(Niggling failure), but the matchss had not even ssstarted before the Alzheim fanss entered the field and attacked usss(Pitch Invasion), but even though our own fanss were quick to come to aid us and we outnumbered them almost 5-3(FF 7vs4) in numbers, several of our noble saurusss were beat up! One unable to move at firsst but he recovered, and two were uncoinsious for the firssst part of the matchhh, one skink hurt bad did not return that match! Dont know how they managed to do iittt, but i saw some of them wearing strait jackets, and believe all of the patients of the asylum were present at that match!
All through the resst of the matchhh our ssmall skinks tripped over their own feett, one sskink attempted a touchdown, but tripped as he passsed the last of 3 opponents and were almosst killed in the fall, but brought back to life by our shamans potions! None of our Great Sauruss could injure them, they justt stoood up everytime they werre beat down! One skink were terribly injured, poor McGrath his brothers remains(the handbag) wrapped around his head fracturing his skull causing him to miss our next game, and be injured for the rest of his careeer! We tried verrry hardd to win, but could not do anything, we were at the mercy of the Overlords, but they gave none! Next time wee meetsss they wiiillll paaayyyy that i promisss!""
After this last statement we could not get anymore from the head coach, and their promotors who sends news home would not say anything either still due to the great shame of the Slann! |
| - Thomas |
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| Sep. 25th, 2002 |
"This were our first victory, one of many more to come on our way towards the top" These were the first words from the Head Coach of The Slann Renegades after their perfect vintory over the Skaven team The Snails! "Even though they managed to quickly score the first touchdown, our supeority started to show by our retaliation! Although our noble Saurus were a bit of a dissapointment (of them only the Team Captain Old Drool Draken caused a casualty), our ferocius skinks showed a remarkable talent, not only for scoring touchdowns but also for hitting the opponent where it hurts. Slick Snakeyes and Swamp Whirlpool both managed to injure 2 ratlings each, among them were both gutterrunners from The Snails team! After this early loss our team had no problems getting rid of the rest, and The Snails were slowly being decimated!"
This were the report from magepriest krizkrazzen magically sending a transmission back to the holy world following the Renegades and their future victories in the Aros Blood Bowl League! |
| - Thomas |
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| Sep. 17th, 2002 |
We The Renegades have now played our first match in your ABBL against an experienced team, the rumours of the teams of this league is true and we foresee a harsh way to the top, but we will reach it, on that you can consult your seers!
Although our team lost and one of our noble Saurus Big Nose Scaly, suffered an injury, we did have some small victories, a word from Team Captain Old "Drool" Drake! "Huuugh, i hurt too bonethings, one badly", the Skeleton mentioned is the notorius Lackeye Marrowbone who managed to score a touchdown on Highland Kiwis in your earlier season, rowlll, he will not be running quite so fast anymore! |
| - Thomas |
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| Sep. 13th, 2002 |
"Message from the Head Coach"
The Renegades have travelled far, At a point we heard of a Blood Bowl League in the city of Aros, which should consist of the most vile and destructive teams imaginable, we The Slann Renegades have decided to join your ABBL.
We intend to win your Trophy in time! |
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