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| May 20th, 2006 |
Another successful season What a succes! After this season's 3rd place match we accomplished what no other team have done before - to have a complete trophy list: all podium placements and both most lethal and the fair play prize.
We suffered a great deal of casualties, and our only player left standing on the field was  Brickskull (N)everdodge   . He is also the only player that have been on the roster since the start, and he has definately been a key player throughout the team's career. |
| - Casper |
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| Apr. 30th, 2006 |
| The roster may seem sparse, but the team is on a roll. Yes we made it into the quarter-finals, and when we go this far we go all the way to the final (or so the statistics say). |
| - Casper |
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| Apr. 7th, 2006 |
We support Silverado Snakeskins 's statement concerning the doom of Elves. Yes, it's true - This support comes from the most unlike source of all: a team of Gobos which normally do not interfere with the political mayhem of the wide world (only the normal mayhem). But when it comes to picking on the elves, we are surely supporting the initiative. And that does not only apply to the lotto-elves coaches by Lickbottom, it also goes for the extremely annoying elves of EverNiggling! |
| - Casper |
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| Feb. 28th, 2006 |
The goal of the season has already been reached! A goblin team does not need much for a season to be considdered a success. With a win in the first match of season 16, the season goal was achieved, and no matter what happens in the the rest of the matches, the overall outcome of the season is secured.
We are in a group with 1 Dwarf team and 5 elven teams (all 4 variants are present) - now only four of them remain... |
| - Casper |
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| Oct. 19th, 2005 |
Distaster strucks hard We lost many players in the crucial match against Blood Bowl Bunnies. Lady luck surely favoured the females in every aspect of the game.
Status: After the first 6 matches this season we have had to say goodbye to 12 players! Now the cripled remains of the team face a hard time, trying to turn the team back on the right course while on its way down seemingly towards annihilation. |
| - Casper |
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| Sep. 28th, 2005 |
Things aren't initially going as well as in the last two seasons, but we are still able to reach the play offs.
We took a heavy beating against some foul rats (but still managed to get a tie :-)). We are still trying to rebuild the line-up - but that seems to be a never-ending story...
Yesterday we took on only 7 Dark Elves (a "mysterious" illness crippled their line-up, hehe), but who could have known they would play so well, and that they evidently had cursed our turf, so that we would fall over again and again. Still, we managed to get a tie :-)
That means that we are still undefeated - now in 13 matches in a row!
Surely that will end very soon, when the players realize their true potential as incompetent amateurs. |
| - Casper |
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| May 9th, 2005 |
What a season... How it was possible to get a better result than last season's second place is a mystery. But a truly amazing season it was.
Not only did we win the trophy, we did it by going undefeated through the season - only one match was not won, but then at least it was a tie.
Our two AG4 gobos scoret most of the TDs and secured most of the wins, but their future is now uncertain. Geiler Lömmel has been in the game so long, that it has taken its toll on him - he seems to be ageing. Fas Firmfoot - the strongest gobo ever to play in the league - is much dreaded and has a high bounty on his head, so how long can he survive the hunt?
Also on the hitting aspect of the game, we lacked nothing. Though Brickskull (N)everdodge did not manage to get top killer this season (but definately top cas inflicter), the team was awarded most lethal team of the season. Now we are the only team to have achieved both the title as most leathal and the fair play prize. |
| - Casper |
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| Apr. 27th, 2005 |
The same gobo team in the final in two consecutive seasons!?! Now, that's an acheivement to reckon with.
The team managed to beat some bloody (:-)) vampires in the semi-final, even though the team's monster star Fas Firmfoot was all besides himself the whole match, showing the same lack of intelligence that is known from Trolls. |
| - Casper |
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| Apr. 7th, 2005 |
| We are the winners of group A! We have gone through the opening rounds undefeated. Now we can relax and take a break. It doen's matter to show up for the play-offs, as the league commission has a nasty tendensy of neglegting out team. It has happended before, that our rightfully spot in the POs was taken away from us. And it would not surprice us, if that was to happen again, with all that curruption and bribing going on... |
| - Casper |
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| Mar. 16th, 2005 |
Captain Backstabber is no more!
The team captain died when he fell for the violent hand of Stig Tøfting.
We kan only encourage everybody to look out for that hated Chaos Dwarf. |
| - Casper |
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| Jan. 18th, 2005 |
Backstabbers participating in season 14? Yes, the rumour is true.
Looking back at last season, the overall impressions is surprice and marvel about the level of succes achieved (due to foul play, dirty tricks and a whole lot of unprecently luck):
- The team took the second spot on the podium
- Only one kill short of being Most Lethal team, but Brickskull (N)everdodge became season top killer
- the match Awnie Auld Chaps - Bad Moon Backstabbers (season XIII, round 7) is in the list of Memorable matches with a record of 5 kills
- So is the match Bad Moon Backstabbers - Silverado Snakeskins (season XIII, semi-final). Both because it was history's most violent match with 15 casualties, and because a stunning record of 175000 spectators watched the game.
A truly magnificent season for the Backstabbers - from now on it can only get worse. And with that in mind, the Gobos once again showes their lack of intelligence, when signing up for the next season with all expectations high. |
| - Casper |
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| Nov. 24th, 2004 |
Believe it or not: Gobos ind the semi-finals!!!
This season has definately already risen above all expectations. Particularly, the last 3 matches has been really lucky.
We secured us an unexcpected place in the PO by defeating the Halflings, but only because we 'got the ref' i the first half.
The 1/8-final and the ¼-final were against some elves. In each of those matches, the gobos played surprinsingly well, and in each match a mysteriuos illness broke out among the opposing players, leaving only a handful or more to play against.
How long can this go on? |
| - Casper |
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| Nov. 10th, 2004 |
After the class of the tita... eh, stunties, we are through to the 1/8-finals. We had brought our own referee to the first half, and "persuaded" one of the trees not to show up at the start of match.
This quickly secured us the upperhand, and the poor little fat fellows were beaten and stamped off the field in great numbers.
This is a historic moment in the history of the team - never before have we entered the play offs :-) |
| - Casper |
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| Oct. 11th, 2004 |
After the sad death of Cashan Starback - in a way his remains still enter the field each time Scar Fishgutter is playing - , the team has hired reinforcements - two new Gobos: Rechtoom Starglider and Hattak Blacktooth.
Further more, rumour has it that Geiler Lömmel has learned the mysteriuos art of blocking? |
| - Casper |
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| Oct. 6th, 2004 |
More stunning news on Trolls.
After the death of Slimy GobCruncher the crowd of followers rejoiced and grew in numbers. The increase was either because that Troll truly was disasterous (though he had showed some improvement in his play this season), or because the generel support of the mob always had been with him - perhaps an under-the-table agreement was made in order get Scar Fishgutter on the team.
Anyhow, Scar Fishgutter is the new Troll on the team - and what replacement! Oh no, that outburst is not because he is good indeed, but of out amazement that it somehow was possible to get another Troll who is just as stupid and imcompetent as his predecessor?
Scar Fishgutter has a nasty habbit of either refusing to play, or - when he does take part in the play - hitting himself to ground for no reason. Foremore, his rumbling stomach needs to be fed, and what is a more easy meal than the closest Goblin? In his first match he tried grabbing a little green fellow a few times, and yes he finally succeded and showed down a poor fellow - Cashan Starback is now dead, brutally devouvered. We have trained the gobos to squirm free, and it did look as if Cashan Starback had severel attempts - but it seems he cannot make use of the training - at least not anymore.
For that incedent - or perhaps because there really is an underhand agreement between Scar Fishgutter and the fans - the new Troll received the MVP for the match. |
| - Casper |
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| Sep. 28th, 2004 |
| Troll on a rampage! Brickskull (N)everdodge had a violent match against Twilight Glade Runners. Frustraited about his continuous failure in the art of throwing Goblins - and he tried many times, always fumbling and dropping the little poor fragile fellows to the ground next to him - he let it out on the opposition, killing 3 Elves! That is a league record, I believe, no other player has managed to inflict 3 kills in one match. |
| - Casper |
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| Sep. 17th, 2004 |
Victory already? - yes the backstabbers remarkably (or accidentally?) won their first match of the season.
The only question now is, if they will continue on a winning spree or if they will stand down and play misserable, now that the season goal is already assured - the latter seems to be the most likely future... |
| - Casper |
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| Apr. 21st, 2004 |
What is this? Will the league commission really maliciously cheat the small and innocent creatures of the world?
The backstabbers went full of expectation to the 1/8-finals show, only to wait in vain: their team name did not come up, and when all team pairings were done, the goblins realized - now full of dissapointment - that they were not ment to participate in the play-offs?
Nobody had told them, that they hadn't earned a spot in the decisive matches, so how could they ever imagine otherways? Of course, there must have been a conspiracy of evil bribers influencing the commission, to ensure that the backstabbers were secretly and unrightfully put aside :-/
The entire clan Bad Moon is ready to retaliate and punish the responsible teams - when the dissapointment withdraw, and the conspiracy is revealed.
Well after all, it is amazing that the team remembered the scheduled 1/8-finals and actually showed up - that suggest great team morale (though the Trolls forgot, naturally). |
| - Casper |
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| Mar. 24th, 2004 |
| This is the last chance. If the team does not raise itself to at least a minimum succes, the entire team will immediatly be sent on a long premature and permanent vacation. All players evidently refuse to play the game anyway... |
| - Casper |
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| Feb. 26th, 2004 |
| We have heard rumours that somebody is paying hard cash in bounty money for the death of any gobo presently enlisted on the team. We are totally puzzled by this initiative, since the team's performance have always been... ehm... less subject to extraordinary achievements and has never given reasons for bounties. But then again, we knew that our presence would not go unnoticed, and we have now certainly made an entrence :-) |
| - Casper |
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| Feb. 18th, 2004 |
| We are sad to annouce that all our efforts to hire a goblin fanatic to sign up for the team have proven in vain. It was completly impossible to enter negotiations with the bastard, and all our delegants tend to return with limbs bashed to pieces and with the mark of insanity. |
| - Casper |
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