Slimy GobCruncher

This is without any competition the most incompetent player on the team - on any team in history. His incredible stupidity often puts him completely out of play - for instance, he has spent an entire half lying on his back trying to remember how the limbs should move in order to get back on the feet.
When he (more or less by chance) is standing up and tries to paticipate in the team play, he has a more than expected frenquent tendency to thwart the plans. Either his rumbling stomic gets too temptet by a nice crunchy gobo in his vicinity or he manage to blow himself to the ground (oh no not that again) despite outpowering his opponent several times in strength.
The only question is how long the coach will allow him a spot on the team - or perhaps the coach is equally stupid?

The only SPP he has earned in his first season, was when he (efter the season was actually over) was nominated to receive the prize MVP that the team earned when they "won" the fair play prize for season 12 - and after all, with this Troll's lack of participation in the hitting game (eh, make that the game at large) he surely had played a huge role in the team's lack of inflicting casulties.