- "River Troll"
We have a new player on the team
.. At least that is what he thinks..
He would like to present himself, his name is Wumph Headball, and he is.... by his own mind..
.... a goblin...
In fact, he now believes he is a goblin.. and at every match he refuses to don any armor except a goblins usual armour.
Hopefully this will also prevent him from eating his teammates.
His nickname ought to be Ballhead, to match his wits.
Now, his head might as well have been a real ball!!
Its sad to see a good player degrade this way.. on the other hand.. he newer were that clever to begin with.. perhaps this combined Concussion and Fractured Skull, could actually have helped on his intelligence!
-Team Fungi Effort:
Have killed
Ofir mail
.
Fifth to kill an opponent.
First to have commited two kills, one of them a Journeyman.
Have injured
Blood Eagle
.
Have injured
Oberwald.
Second to kill an opponent (A Journeyman)
Second to be Voted MVP on the team.
First troll to Miss a game.
First ta get a stat decrease
First Troll ever to get both a Serious Concussion and now also a Fractured Skull to go with it without regenerating..
First player to get two skills.
First player to get three skills.
This lump seems to forever to be number 2 following after
Grok Wipeknocker.. but as long as he gets his fungi beer he is happy to stand in the background, unnoticed.
Quite content to leave the blitzing to
Grok Wipeknocker..
just as long as he can get the second hit in..
In one spot he is number one.. although he might not remember it, he is the last remaining member of the original 11 players on the team.
All the others died with time.
