"Welcome back again to this grudgematch of old times, for the third time The Renegades will meed Halfdead Clawkillers, the defending champions." "And we now have a count on the fans, the Renegade fans are outnumbered 2-1, 59.000 Clawkiller fans vs. 26.000 Renegade Fans, we sure hope the fans wont get into a brawl, that would mean a bad end to The Renegade teamplayers."
"Both teams full amount of players have turned up for this match, and in addition to that they have each hired a Star, The Renegades have been accompanied by Silibili, the temple guard saurus who have played with them before, and Clawkillers have managed to find Nobbla Blackwart, the notorious chainsawwielding lunatic, but wait... we have just heard that the teamcaptain of The Renegades Old "Drool" Draken will not be appearing in this match for some reason, some kind of weird injury(failed niggling after having aged after previous match), and Bi S.A. seems to have fallen in the team dugout and have been knocked out for the first run(Handicap, Assassin)."
"We are getting ready to start, and the weather is ekstremely hot almost sweltering hot... what in Sigmar´s name is that, a few seconds ago it were sweltering hot, now we have a local blizzard on the pitch, it sure is a weird weather we are having today. (Handicap, Scutts scroll of weather magic)."
Now we have the first kickoff, and the Clawkiller fans are cheering(Kickoff, Cheering Fans), and completely subduing the Renegade fans(FF12+2 for trophy +3 cheerleaders versus FF6, no chance for succes there), Bo L. have recieved the ball and are moving downfield while being flanked, their cage are forced further to the sideline, we have a stalling, and now Kothoga "Beast" Slowitz blitzes Bo L., knocking him down from within the cage close to Scrimmage line, Renegades pitchhalf, Tiamat Twister runs in for the ball and dodges out, makes a pass to Crocodile Sneaker, who is now knocked down by the Clawkillers and the ball bounces away. Tiamat Twister strikes again, gets the ball and runs in for a touchdown.
The teams set up again, and now it have gotten a bit warmer again, the Blizzard have turned into a Pouring Rain, still only locally on the pitch, we have had a messenger out, and he swears the weather is still sweltering hot outside the stadium. Rolf H. goes for the ball, but with all the water it slips through his hands, he tries again, but once more he fails due to intervenement from Hark StompFoot, and once more we see the new star of The Renegades Tiamat Twister who have gotten close to the ball, he goes in, gets the ball and dodges out for another touchdown, making it 2-0. During the match so far, there have been some fouling from both sides, but without any big results except from Nobbla Blackwart who with a blow from the chainsaw sent a Saurus out badly hurt with. Now it seems like the Ref are tired of hearing the Chainsaw which have been running since the start of the match, and he is sent out, and due to the complaints from Clawkillers head coach that he were just using it to cutting the grass and bushes with it, he is sent off as well, told not to return for the remainder of the match. There is not enough time left of the half for any team to score, not without using special plays, so they just push each other around, like Clawkillers have been doing for most of this half.
2nd Half is now beginning, and with 5 badly hurt Renegade players, they can only just manage to round up 11 players for the remainder of the match. This seems to have inspired the Clawkillers, as they now blitz through The Renegades, forming a cage and Bo L. manage to catch the kicked ball coming down.
Most of The Renegades are tied up, Tiamat Twister moves forward for an eventual pass, Hauch Ironfist tries to reach the ballholder, and push him into the fans standing there, but he trips and is now being carried off the field. Bi S.A. blitzes Swamp Whirlpool and Smashes his Ankle, forever making him a bit slower. After a while of making up his mind the head coach decides to send out the apothecary, but is ekstremely angry when the apoth bluntly refuses to enter the field, being too scared of all the claws in there. With nothing to stop them Bo L. moves in for the Clawkillers first touchdown this match.
...Later... Well, we are nearing the end of the match, and not much more can be said, the Renegades put up a brave fight, but are now down to 5 players on the field, the Clawkillers have scored to 2-2, the only damage on them have been from Kothoga "Beast" Slowitz, and while the rest of the Renegades are held up, two beastmen are moving forward to the ball, guarded by Silibili who failed to pick it up, who now blitzes Michael J.S., but is held firmly there, failing to get back to the ball, the other beastman moves over to the ball for making the winning touchdown, but it slips through his hands due to the constant rain, and such the match have ended.
"We have some comments from The Renegade headcoach" "My playersss did not fight well today, many injuredd, but they were good with tha ball. Snow and Rain helped much, helped uss not to loose match, but also withheld uss from winning when Ssilibili failed to pick it up for a winning passs to Tiamat Twister. Sweltering heat could have helped in the end, but rain would not stopp. But that wass not worrsst, many fans left angry of our failss to injure the chaos beastsss, they werrerr not happy with matchh" "Alssoo the two Mosst Valuablee Playerss did nothingg in matchh"
"We are still waiting for comments of the game from the head coach from Halfdead Clawkillers, but have not seen him since he were sent off by the Ref." |