From the blog of Smakkdown Head Coach Troels J: "The impossible has been achieved. Smakkdown Utd now has a team rating above 1000k! I should have known it would end well, when, immediately after the ref's whistle had started the game and a hush fell over the stadium, the chainsaw goblin facing my Team Captain resolutely decided to chop his OWN head off instead. This was the beginning of a game of utter carnage, in which the Addicted Lunatics suffered a total of seven injuries, including a Troll who had foolishly fallen over between five players. The game also saw a pitch invasion in a snowstorm, in which fully half of the Lunatics were knocked over. Lucky? Perhaps, but when it came to the post match rolls... I have heard wondrous tales about something called an MVP - they are rumoured to be handed out at random after the game, but the odds to get them must be very low, since my team has now managed to play three games since restarting without getting one for one of my regular players. Must be my insistence on saying "anything but a six" when rolling...
