| Bulletin board from the coach |
| Mar. 16th, 2005 - old news |
Khemri superstar Neferu was not available for comment following thuesday nights game against the pureBred Inquisitors as he was laying incapacitated on a gurney by the side of the feild. Team doktors described his condition this way, "well, he had a rough game tonight. His natural ability keept him on the field longere than expected but they finally succeded in tearing off his knee cap and threw it into the spectator stands as a souvenir. This of course will leave him with a permanent injury."
available for comment was Khemri Mummy Seti who made the Khemri's only noteworthy play this evening by sending Laurana EagleEye into the injury box, "We got our asses whooped tonight, no question. They had our number and failure on several key positions on our own team let to a very dissapointing loss. We thought we were going to dominate physically out there but found instead that they ran faster, hit harder and all in all dealt out more punishment than we ever expected."
The games keyplay happend on the very first drive as Khemri Blitzra Neferu repeatedly fail to secure the ball deep in his own territory. The quick and agile elfs soon swoon around the ball and his own Neferu was unable to prevent the score.
Neferu's physical condition and future role on the team is of yet uncertain. But one thing is certain; this team better try to achieve through skill, not strength or the illusive win they strive to get will move further and further away. And a costly lesson was learned tonight: when your opponents dice keeps rolling 6's - use them! |
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| Mar. 9th, 2005 - old news |
"We lost this game due to a complete strategic meltdown in the coaching staff! I don't know what the hell they were doing out there, and apparently neither did they!" was the first comment from the Khemri superstar Neferu, who scored the Khemris lone Touchdown this evening. Reminded that the game actually was tied he continued: "This is a loss for us. But the responsability lies solely with the coaching staff. If that fucking lich priest didn't ensure that my bones stayed upright, I would rip his fucking head off and use it as a football i our next game. But hey, I did mine right?"
Khemri blitzra Neferu's comments was aimed at the fact that the Khmeri Hom-dai could have taken home the W, had they only allowed the opposing team to score in the starting rounds of the second half. Unfortunately the Khemri coach never noticed until it was too late.
"Well, we will do better next week, and we have now reinforced our team to the upcoming trials of the C group," said Khemri mummy Imhotep III, who recorded a kill against the stonegut Grinders, "my long lost brother has now joined the team and together with Seti we will dominated the line - no one is getting through." Imhoteph III was of course refering to the new mummy, who is the newest edition to the Khemri.
"Smashmouth football, baby! Thats how we play!" was the last words heard from Khemri blitzra Neferu as he disappered into the playerstunnel after very deservingly having been voted the games most valuable player.
The Khmeri Hom-dai may talk a good game, but can they also PLAY a good game? This report is growing increasingly doubtful. They have yet to win their first game and with the faster teams that lie ahead it seems far fetched that their first win will come any time soon. Sure they can kill, and do so often, but this does not ensure a playoff spot. |
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| Feb. 28th, 2005 - old news |
"We face a tremendously strong team this week, and we know it," Khemri headcoach said the day before the big match. However coming off a tie against an equally challenging norse team last week, the khermi hom-dai should not be underestimated.
"Ohh, I'm looking forward to getting my hands on those little amazon women," Khmeri superstar Neferu commented with a look that revealed millenea of pent up sexual frustrations , waiting to be taken out on the soft, smooth skinned women of the Greenside Gladiators. "I'm gonna eat them alive," he continued, "and I don't mean that as a hyperbole!"
Asked what their chance were in the upcoming game the headcoach replyed," We are going to leave the ball alone when we are on defense. We're not even going to touch it, if it lie right next to us. We expect them to take the battle to us and if they don't we'll make them...and when they come, we will be ready This game is going to end 0-0, but only in the touchdown statistic, hehe."
This reporter eagerly awaits this fascinating game and wouldn't be surprised if this wil be the Greenside Gladiators last game this season, afterall it is difficult to play with only 3 players left. |
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| Feb. 23rd, 2005 - old news |
"They were so soft these men from the north, that I didn't know wether to kiss them or break their tackles," said Khemri blitzer Neferu after the game in which he recorded both a touchdown score and a kill.
"We knew it was going to be a shaky start to our season and our preformance on the field didn't show all that we can" Khemri head coach pronounched following the 1-1 draw tuesday night. "We are going to up the casualties in the next game and hopefully that will lead to a W on the stats sheet."
The late starting Khermi have now enter the league in fine style and with a point on the board to show for it. This reporter expects much in the future from this highly talented team and wouldn't be surprised, should they incapacitate a few teams on their way to glory. |
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