| Bulletin board from the coach |
| Apr. 5th, 2003 - old news |
Press release from the Hormonal Junkies.
Every player on the HJ will be given a new set of bunnyears if the they goes to the playoffs.
Alicia Tsucker announces that she will even swap her old ears for a stupid CD hat and were it for a while if it doesn't smell too bad! |
| - Johnny |
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| Mar. 25th, 2003 - old news |
A last turn TD secured the victory for the Homonal Junkies. Matchwinner Felicia Linefotter was surpriced about the opponents abillity to score. "Not a part of the our strategi", she said.
The near 100K of fans enjoyed the game with good play from both teams.
Rumor goes that Sara Brightwoman bribed the MVP announcer since she got the award without even being on the field. |
| - Johnny |
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| Mar. 13th, 2003 - old news |
The Junkies beated the crap out of a bunch of lazy dwarfs. 40K of Amazon fans where to wittness the superiour performance of the Junkies.
Match winner Tenna Ladybird was after the game heard saying that the bunnyears was bothering her more than the dwarf did during the game! |
| - Johnny |
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| Mar. 11th, 2003 - old news |
Elly Tutaro was the matchwinner of the game vs Loren Dodgers. With a TD scored in the last second of the match.
Team Captain  Gery Hataway, say to the press that the Junkies are pleased with the victory but their play can be much better, not least her own play! So back to the Gym to work on the breastmuscles! |
| - Johnny |
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