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Gark’n’Dork

Gark’n’Dorkretired
Ogre (loner),
Apple Pie Mayhem team retired

Retired!

Achievements:
Interceptions: 0
Completions: 0
Touchdowns: 1
Casualties: 6  (1 was a kill!)
MVP awards: 1
 
Star Player Points: 20
MA ST AG AV Skills
5 5 2 9 Loner, Bone-Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Pro, Block

Sustained Injuries: none

Notes
Retired during season XI.
 
Profile  
Gark was adopted by Wally and Mildred Wunniesnark after they found the at that time 3 months and 100 pound ogre-baby in a huge rush basket on a raft on the Old River which runs through Greenfield. Apparently somebody wanted to get rid of the poor baby. Today, however, Wally and Mildred know why - Gark is incredibly stupid - even for an ogre which is why Wally has refused to name Gark after his own last name and instead has decided to name him what he is mostly known by - namely DORK.
Quote: "I love you Wally-daddy". After Kislev Ravens - Apple Pie Mayhem (season X, round 1) in season 10 Dork has mostly been known for saying: "Has anywun seen Wally-daddy - me wunt Wally-daady......"


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