Manfred von Kreutzfeuer

Manfred von Kreuzfeuer was bound to end up in the asylum as a former used wagon salesman. Staff members were quick to realise the obvious potential of his ability to get rid of responsibility and placed him on the team as a thrower explaing to him that it was the one who touched the ball last who would be sued if the drive didn’t result in a Touch Down. Ever since then Kreutzfeuer has been trying to replace responsibility.
Diagnosis: Manic psychosis
Quote: It was the other fella!