A. von MacMackensen

August von MacMackensen was a well renowned poof (as can be gleaned from his impeccable schnurrbart) and coiner of catchphrases. (Incidentally, he coined the phrase “Skal jeg smatte dig, din luder!” – often used in gang related muggings in inner Nørrebro). Von MacMackensen’s mother was the inventor of several colourful designs of knitwear used for the steering wheels of self-propelled guns from the early 1900’s. His father invented nothing of value… but he was also a famous faggot. Von MacMackensen was born and raised in Bavaria (in southwest Ayrshire) but was placed in foster care at the age of 3 in Cornwall, where he learned his despicable Cornish accent. By the way, he also did some things in some war.