Oliver MacCromwell was the inventor of premature ejaculation and the world famous expression “Oh, buttfucking shit, mate” (when he accidentally spilled tea into his lap). Adored by the Scottish and hated by the English (or was it the other way around), he abolished royalty only to project himself into a similar role (a bit like mr. MacBonaparte). Also he succeeded in
being executed after his death, thereby introducing a new trend. His great-great… (you know how it goes) grand-daughter has now taken up the baton, and after a gender-changing operation, he/she has now proclaimed herself lord/lady protector of the Blood Bowl Field.
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