Gaius MacMarius almost had more cameos as a Roman consul, than Journey MacMan has had appearances for the Cowards of Culloden. Leading a regiment of the Queen’s Kamikaze Highlanders into battle, he defeated an imposing horde of barbarians, before they could enter Scottish Heartland. By then, he wanked as high as any in Wome. More importantly, however, he has had the world’s most agile removal man named after him. Then he died.
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