George MacPatton was a sheep farmer in North Uist, when the movie business beckoned him. Poof as he was, his unwavering fascination with Latino men led him to his first major character role as first lover in “The Hunt for Pancho Villa”. After minor role in the burning hot gay-lover-comedy movie Torch, MacPatton once again once again landed a major role ploughing the furrows of Latino beaches. By now followed his greatest acting success ever – the well composed “Panserkolonne på Sengekanten”. MacPatton briefly showed his more sensitive acting skills in the homo-erotic Battle of the Bulge in the Trousers, before he – like so many famous actors before and after him – was killed in a car accident. His grandson, George, is still back in the Hebrides herding sheep. Now he wants to take up Blood Bowl.