The famous Scottish field marshal, the right honourable Sir
Georgy MacZhukov, 2nd Earl of Caithness, had a stellar career as a military commander. Although his years as a commander stretch way back into the earliest decades of the twentieth century, he is mostly remembered as the military strategist who won the 2nd World War. When the evil Irish under the aegis of
Adolf FitzHitler tried to establish their hegemony over the known world, he boldly defended the Western Isles, the Lowlands south of Glasgow as well as the
Belorussian Front, while still managing to deal a crushing blow to the Japs across the Firth of Forth. When the Irish were finally defeated following the Battle of Dublin in the spring of 1945, MacZhukov together with
Joe MacStalin and senior members of the
Politburo would supervise a troop review in what would later become the yearly military parade in the Red Square of Edinburgh. In his later years he retired to his mansion and took up gardening and solving crossword puzzles. In the last decades of his life he is mostly remembered for making apocryphal
dating ads for the mentally deranged and penning the legendary
penis pump verdict for the Danish
Board of Appeals. Then he died.
DEATH!
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