The chubby metrosexual
MacChurchill never made much of himself, and only via close personal connections to the Royal House of Scotland, did his name occasionally pop up in connections that have preserved it for posterity. His first job was as a
pin-up on advertisements for a
cigarette company named after him and later associated with a
white-robed role-playing group. After that he travelled a bit, was sacked twice, imprisoned once, and shagged repeatedly – everything much to his pleasure. The records, however, scarcely mention him as a military leader, although the
folk song claims that he died in the war of 1864