Malice in Wonderbra Elf Catcher, Blood Bowl Bunnies
DEAD!
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MA |
ST |
AG |
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Skills |
8 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
Catch, Nerves of Steel, Sprint, Sure Feet |
Notes
Was killed in the match Blood Bowl Bunnies - Zhatan's Disciples (Season XXVI, cross-over 3).
Profile
Malice in Wonderbra – the artist formerly known as Kynde’s mother – is the long fêted “Spank Mama” of the S and M genre and a legend in the PlayBall Moving Picture Branch®. When she would crack her bullwhip and other flogging instruments she would be virtually consumed by her role, as the purpleness of many a buttock can testify. Her voluptuous but rather obese bodily characteristics combined with her tight body-stocking proved a most ingenious contrast to the skinnyness of her antagonists in the long series of “Extermination Camp”-films that established her reputation in the genre. However the dramatic filmic effects and her almost-Oscar-winning acting qualities were never enough to elevate her movies to their deserved fame in a wider audience, and as of this day they are still mostly sold from the top shelves in petrol stations, and in shops with blinded windows, red plush curtains inside the entrance door and sleazy men behind the counter.
She entered the team before the 5th round match of season 24 and was killed in the 1st round match of season 26. She played a total of 11 matches for the team.
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Acclaims and accolades:
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--------------------------------- LEAGUE HONOURS: ---------------------------------
1. Tied for 10th place on the season 25 top scorer list.
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None
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