PlayBall Corporation proudly presents the latest celebrity scoop on the Bunny team roster: Bruise, Queen of the Scots. So far the world has been led to believe that King Bruce (
Robert I the Bruce) was the one who liberated the Scots from English supremacy in the late 13th century. That is, however, one big lie. The true leader of the Scottish Liberalist Movement was actually Queen Bruise – named so due to the numerous bar brawls in which she was involved during that period. For dynastic purposes having a male ruler was more legitimate at the time, and so the true identity of Queen Bruise was kept a secret. Instead Llewellyn MacCecht, a third-rate comedian at the local Bannockburn Theatre, was hired to mascarade as king on official occasions. The true identity of Queen Bruise remained a well-kept secret until recently when the Bunny team historian Ubbe Hage began to delve into her story. This is not the first time Ubbe Hage has uncovered shocking truths. The popular albeit unorthodox historian first established his reputation as a ground-breaking historian and innovator in terms of source criticism, in his work on the supremacy of the Aryan race commissioned by
Alfred Rosenberg, in which he – based on the odours emitted by
Hermann Göring's underpants – concluded that Aryan people were the first to populate the Earth. In recent years Ubbe Hage is mostly remembered for bringing to light the unsettling facts that despite his vehement denials
Boy George was actually part of the 1984 Zimbabwean Olympic
Dwarf Tossing Team, that
Jodle Birge was in fact an extraterrestrial and that the head coach of the
Divine Rats still wets his bed at night even after having had his testicles removed.
In the PlayBall Troupe of Actors® she forms companionship with the Swedish King of S&M
Magnus Smæk.
She entered the team before the 1st round match of season 22 and was retired following the 8th round match of season 30. She played a total of 72 matches for the team. She was appointed team captain from the beginning of her career.
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Acclaims and accolades:
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LEAGUE HONOURS:
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1. League top thrower of season 22.
2. League top thrower of season 23.
3. Claimed 2nd place on the season 24 top thrower list.
4. League top thrower of season 25.
5. League top thrower of season 26.
6. League top thrower of season 27.
7. League top thrower of season 28.
8. League top thrower of season 29.
9. League top thrower of season 30.
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LEAGUE LEADER: Is the league's all time top thrower.
LEAGUE RECORD: Holds the league record of 7 season top
............................... thrower titles.
LEAGUE RECORD: Holds the league record of 5 season top
............................... thrower titles in a row.
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TEAM HONOURS:
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1. Team top thrower of season 22 - (23 CMPs).
2. Tied for team top experienced of season 22 - (26 SPPs).
3. Awarded Bunny of the Season in season 22.
4. Team top thrower of season 23 - (32 CMPs).
5. Team top experienced of season 23 - (37 SPPs).
6. Awarded Bunny of the Season in season 23.
7. Team top thrower of season 24 - (35 CMPs).
8. Team top experienced of season 24 - (40 SPPs).
9. Team top thrower of season 25 - (18 CMPs).
10. Team top thrower of season 26 - (30 CMPs).
11. Team top thrower of season 27 - (16 CMPs).
12. Tied for team top experienced of season 27 - (21 SPPs).
13. Team top thrower of season 28 - (17 CMPs).
14. Team top thrower of season 29 - (14 CMPs).
15. Team top thrower of season 30 - (18 CMPs).
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AWARD: Awarded into the Hall of Bunny Heroines.
CAPTAINCY: Was team captain from season 22, match 1 to
.......................season 30, match 8 (73 matches).
TEAM LEADER: Is the team's all time top thrower.
TEAM RECORD: Holds the team record of 29 matches in a
........................... row with 1+ completion.
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