Johnny Biafra

Johnny Biafra is a skinny, but also tough guy, hence his nickname.

Johnny has been living in Pattaya, Thailand, for many years, running a gogo-bar, and minding his own business, untill one day when the police suddenly cracked down on him.

He was charged with paedophilia, but he said that "his bar was just a place where older men could meet boys with a desire to learn the secrets of love from someone with experience", and after being paid an unknown sum of money, the police agreed to let the business continue.

But Johnny didn't feel that was enough, and he tried to run for Mayor of Pattaya to get the laws changed. His program was heavily influenced by his main sponsor TAMBLA (ThailAnd Man-Boy Love Association), but this proved too much, even for Thai standards, and he had to leave the country for Aarhus.