Mr. D... eh... Deep is probably an extremely inadequet blood bowl player (worse than the others on the team if possible) - he is enlisted on the team solely because he has a great name, and know how to fire up the cheerleaders - making them cheer better.
Dildo's feet used to be rather secure at fast running, but in the match
Blood Bowl Bunnies - Bad Moon Backstabbers (season XV, round 1) he fell over his own feet and was put to his grave - the dildo is now deep under ground.