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Maria Juana

Maria Juanaretired
Elf Lineman,
Blood Bowl Bunnies team retired

Retired!

Achievements:
Interceptions: 0
Completions: 6
Touchdowns: 1
Casualties: 2
MVP awards: 3
 
Star Player Points: 28
MA ST AG AV Skills
6 3 5 7 Block, +AG

Sustained Injuries: 1 niggling inj.

Notes
Retired during season XVI.
 
Profile  
Maria Juana was born into a poverty-stricken family in the urban slum of Mexico City. She was named after her father’s favourite smoking weed. To get out of the slum environment Maria was – as a minor – sold to Denmark to matrimony with the Copenhagen marihuana dealer Poul Pot, with whom she later got the son Aske. Due to the parents’ heavy abuse of forbidden substances the social authorities threatened to forcibly remove Aske Pot from the home unless things started changing. Maria Juana then applied for a low level job In the PlayBall Corporation® which she got. When the social authorities learned of her new… ahem… occupation they were closer than ever before to taking her son away from her. When Sir Harvey Lickbottom heard of her predicament he wised up and got her a new job as highly-paid sports star. Her spare time she usually spends with her family and their family pet... a skunk.

She entered the team before the seventh round match of season 13 and was retired after the semi-final of season 16. She played a total of 31 matches for the team.

She was the first on the team stupid enough to get arrested and miss a match that way. Furthermore it was even an all important match in the round of sixteen of season 14 - Blood Bowl Bunnies - Rattus Abeo (season XIV, 1/8-final). She was one of the "Champion 12" who won the championship in season 15.

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Acclaims and accolades:

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LEAGUE HONOURS:
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1. Aros Champion of season 15 with the Bunnies.

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TEAM HONOURS:
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None


Current Champions
Coach Prize

 
 
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