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| Apr. 14th, 2005 |
"Demolishing the Birdies from Grönburg made the other play-off team even more frightened...." from Inbred Weekly:
Although the humans from the neosocialist reign of Grönburg had hired an outsider called Zug for the match, there was little they could do....
Astounded by the beautiful play from the magnificient SheElves, they could only try to inflict some pain, as the match was a sure loss...
This resulted in a couple of insignificant light injuries and all the EverQueens chosen ones should be ready for the next match....
The EverQueen herself was somewhat disappointed after the match, as her favorites hadn't inflicted enough pain. This we must do better in the future, insureing that the other teams still fear the total punishment of meeting our team!!! |
| - Alex |
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| Apr. 10th, 2005 |
"In the PlayOffs - surprisingly only on a second place" from the PureBreed Inquieror:
The best team in the league only managed a very disappointing second place in the group fase of the season, due to a poor performance in the last group match of the season only managing 1-1 against THE REPTILE SCUM from "Delicatesssss"......
The EverQueen commented: "Well we had an uninspired match, as it didn't mean anything for us, regarding our playoff chances. However we deserved the victory, but the deciding blocks were uninspired today."
"However that is no excuse, and of course this will have consequenses for the team. One player has already been removed from the team to show the other players that they got to deliver EVERYTIME. We are after all THE MASTER RACE."
The worst performance was set by Emeral DragonSister, who got a niggling injury, and was retired momentarily by the EverQueen with the following comment: "She hadn't performed at all in any matches having only made one completion in her nine matches. The injury was just the last straw, as she probably would have been retired anyway....."
Another poor performance was by the two blitzers and one catcher as "Razpunzel SunBeam" had an injury from the last match, "LunarTemple HighPriestess" had a sudden mysterious virus, and the teamcaptain "Heroine of the White City" was badly hurt early in the match. |
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| Apr. 6th, 2005 |
"Though Defeated, The Big Ones from Stonegut hit back" from "Pure Digest:
The match started in a punishing mood as 3 bright ones were badly hurt, another seriously injured, and 2 knocked out in the first half alone. However 2 small green ones were seriously injured in the same period....
Furthermore "Fauna EverBloom" were thrown of by the referee by another clear mistake from the referee staff - once more proving the serious problems with bribes.....
However the first half ended 0-0 in td's and the bright ones picked up the pace in the second half, though only starting the half with 7 players, defeating the Big Guys 2-0 in td's.
Regarding casualties the match ended 4-4, but the small green ones ended up taking the badest beating! |
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| Apr. 2nd, 2005 |
Severely punishing the VikingMen from the far far north, "Heroine og the White City" stepped up killing one viking and serious injuring another.....
Two more was seriously injured in a match that ended in a 4-3 defeat of the chosen ones....
However, Her Holy Highness the EverQueen was not that dissatisfied: "The goal was to punish the other races and make sure that they still respect the might of our holy race! That was surely achieved once more in this match. On a secondary note, we lost the match to a beautifully, almost elvenlike, playing viking team, so it became a highscoring affair, which we should have won......." |
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| Mar. 23rd, 2005 |
"Disgrace as the SheHumans from Greenside takes cheating to another level!" from "PureBlood Weekly".
"First they Bribed the referee, thereby allowing them to play dirty and throwing an innocent Irhis MithrilHair of the field(for the third match in a row - one might add) as she was trying to help a serious injured agile LineSheHuman......"
"Next, in a series of mystical dances, they changes the weather, so the whole match was played in blizzard, not allowing the Pure Raced to play their beautiful passing game - clearly blinding "Sorceress of the Phoenix" making her fumble a critical pass....."
"Furthermore, after the match, they bribed the announcers giving "Sorceress of the Phoenix" the MVP for fumbling the ball."
"However, vengeance was sweet, as the highprofiled SheHuman Catcher "Drew "Payback" Styles" went missing in action after a close encounter with "Irhis MithrilHair"....." |
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| Mar. 22nd, 2005 |
Catching the EverQueen during her busy schedule, Her Highness only had few comments about tonights match:
"Well, tonights match should be a walkover.... The SheHumans should be no match for us.... We pity them fools...." |
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| Mar. 16th, 2005 |
"Another Game - Another Bribe" the magazine "Inbred Weekly" wrote after the more than questionable performance by the Dwarf referee "Bri Bable" in last night match between "PureBred Inquisitors" and "Khemri Hom-Dai"......
Irhis Mithrilhair" was thrown off the field for the second match in a row, as the referee proclaimed that he had seen her foul another player......
After the match a fuming EverQueen commented on this: "That bastard bought-off referee. Throwing off Irhis as she tried to help an opponent! That short idiot couldn´t see anything anyhow - he is only measuring a foot or so...."
"But that is obviously the name of the game in this sport! We are not only fighting envy but also bad sportsmanship! But what could we expect from this kind of rif-raf.....?"
"This only means, that we will start punishing our opponents even harder!!!!!" |
| - Alex |
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| Mar. 8th, 2005 |
In an interview with "PureBlood Weekly" the Manager of "Total Viking Power!!!" admitted, that he fears Her Holy Highness the EverQueens chosen ones so much, that he has postponed the match......
Therefore, they will not be playing tonight.....
The EverQueens only comments were: "Well, it is nothing more than we expect from that bunch of crazy cowards. It is not the first time, that the other teams take every means neccessary to avoid meeting my chosen ones. And understandebly so..... However they shall find their fate another day!!!" |
| - Alex |
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| Mar. 6th, 2005 |
After the meeting with the unpure brethren from The Twilight Glade Her Holy Highness the EverQueen commented:
"Well, it was an expected victory in a straightforward match. As We suspected they didn't come with a full team, as some of the teams players faked injuries to escape our dominance......" |
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| Feb. 24th, 2005 |
For some reason nobody dared meeting Her Holy Highness the EverQueens chosen ones this week......
This was commented by the EverQueen herself:
"Well. That was pretty much to be expected from that kind of lowlife, after they have seen, what we did to the two first "teams" of the season....."
Regarding the results from the matches of the week the EverQueen continued:
"The scum of the earth from "the Hellbringers" was once more deservingly punished, and this time by a bunch of girls...... giggling.......hahahahaha....."
After catching her breath she continued:
"And the Ogre team, who bribed the league commish to avoid us, got a well-earned spanking from the little folk, which we punished in our first match ever!"
Looking forward to the next weeks action, Her Holy Highness stated:
"Next match looks like another walkover, as we will meet our unpure woodelf kin from the Twilight Glades. We are looking forward to teaching these unpure bastards a leason or two. This way they will be reminded of the supremacy of The People of the Light!
However, I doubt that they have the guts to produce a full team for the match, as some of the "players" propably will fake an injury...." |
| - Alex |
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| Feb. 14th, 2005 |
After the grudgematch against the unholy Dark Elf bastards from "Hellbringers" the EverQueen was somewhat disappointed:
"We didn't hurt them enough! Sure we inflicted 2 serious injuries, but we should have killed at least 2 more - including the team captain Darksoul!"
"Sure we won the match, as expected, and we are 6-1 i cas.-score,but we must bring on the heat harder especially when meeting that kind of TrailerParkTrash!" |
| - Alex |
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| Feb. 14th, 2005 |
It was a disappointed EverQueen, who gave an interview after the first match of the season:
"We didn't hurt them enough! Only one kill and that was by our fans!
We will look to be optimizing our hurting game for the next match, which is the grudgematch against Hellbringers!
Those bastards will pay for their unpure and unholy threachery......"
"However we did get the expected win although it was a little modest - scoring only 3 TD's....." |
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| Feb. 3rd, 2005 |
Having read the newest bullitin from the Hellbringers the EverQueen were overcome by a strong fit of the giggles........:
Ha, ha, ha....... Gluteus Maximus.... Ha, ha... He must belong to the ass-end of the doctortrade....... Ha, ha, ha ..... TripleSkull Surgery..... Ha, ha ....... As if they're not ugly enough......hahahahahahahaha |
| - Alex |
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| Jan. 27th, 2005 |
News of the outside world had it, that the High Elves from the forest realm of Tok-Sun had formed their own Blood Bowl team - obviously inspired by the noble effords of the EverQueen......
"Their goals are noble and we welcome them as a big part of the next season! However their goals can only be lesser than ours, as their blood has worn thin over the centuries, due to interbreeding and mixing with the unpure....." the EverQueen pondered |
| - Alex |
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| Jan. 27th, 2005 |
Fuming with icecold fury the EverQueen wandered the magnificent halls of the Lunar Temple: "Those bastard spawn of the devil.... That filthy scum..... Halfbred pale cowards...." were sentences often heard in the hours following the abyssmal news:
Rumours had it, that the unpure halfbreeds from "Hellbringers" had put out a bounty on the fair lady "Heroine of the White City"´s head!
This cowardly move was no more than the EverQueen expected, however.......
The last word hadn´t been spoken yet, and could easily be the long due demise of Morgoth darksoul!!!!!! |
| - Alex |
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| Jan. 23rd, 2005 |
Learning about the formation of a team of the outcast race calling themselves the Hellbringers the EverQueen let out a girlish laugh:
"HellBringers??? More like HellGo'ers, when we get through with those filthy bastards!!!! Just another thing for our "To Do-list" for the season...." |
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| Dec. 28th, 2004 |
Thus her Highness the EverQueen selected eleven of her pure kin to defend her honor......
Eleven female pure elves were elected to remind the world of the supremacy of the High Elves, and eliminating some of the disgusting unpures or beasts in the process would only be a welcome addition......
And thus the High elves expanded their natural and godgiven reign to also include the world of BloodBowl..... |
| - Alex |
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