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| Sep. 21st, 2006 |
Retirement of Jack Torrance We regret to have lost Jack Torrance to retirement, but he felt he had to retire inspite of his young age, after suffering a brooken neck in the match Elf Huggers - Lazy Reds (Season XVII, round 2), leading to a loss in agility, which has made him feel les capable of svinging axes at people and doors.
He will be greatly missed, and especially his usual team cry that could be heard eccoing through the dugout just before each game.
In memory of jack we will shout it one last time: HERE'S JOHNNY!! |
| - Ulrik |
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| Sep. 21st, 2006 |
Team lineup Having faced severe trouble in finding any willing players to join the once lowly and loosing franchise, it became clear that a special cast of caracters was needed.. Considering the fact that Blood Bowl is truly a game for the completely insane and/or those with an utterly intent for violence, the chice was simple. Find as many violent psychopaths as possible..
After finding nine of these, and an ugly kid named joe (now deceased), he was surprisingly sought out by the talented QB Tony Flow, who was willing to lead a franchise of mentally insane violent deviants.
And thus did The Lazy Reds come to be.. |
| - Ulrik |
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| Mar. 24th, 2006 |
| After having his squad reduced to five players due to injuries, Whisenhunt has decided that it is time to start over from scratch. Keeping the phrase "Offence sells tickets, Defence wins championships" in mind, and acknowledging the fact that the championship is out of reach, he has decided to signing the best offensive players of the 2006/2007 NFL season to his team, using his ability of timetravel.. |
| - Ulrik |
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| Mar. 6th, 2006 |
I was robbed in the game Olvig Vikings - Lazy Reds (season XVI, round 2)!!
It wasn't the a victory or even a draw that was stolen, because Mads deserved to win, because he simply played better.. No it was just the humble feeling of succeding at something that the ever so fickle dice God Nuffle stole from me.. three times i rolled a 1 followed by yet another 1 on the reroll. Had it only been a 2, so i atleast could have blamed my players for not being elves, rather than pathetic Blood Bowl players, would have given me hope of at some point winning a game in the future, but no!!
Even starting the game by outnumbering Olvig Vikings by a single player, didn't do anything for me, and from the start of the second half, my less than compatible players opted not to take the field in cowardice, fearing another beating, leaving me outnumbered atleast 1:2 the intire second half, easily allowing Olvig Vikings to take the win.
After being outscored 1-5 in three games and not inflicting a single casualty and reciewing 8, offensive coordinater Whisenhunt have descided that this calls for a change of strategy. So from now on.... He doesn't have a clue what to do, except pound the ball upfield, not relying on dodge or catch rolls.. In short: HERE COMES THE BUS!! |
| - Ulrik |
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