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| Mar. 14th, 2007 |
Come to Daddy In his recent games  T-Bone has found it difficult to find new friends to play with. By nature he is a very loving creature and although he has been known to hurt others from time to time it has never been intentional. As a result of these misunderstandings opposing players seem to avoid the minotaur whenever they can, but what they don’t understand is that T-Bone just wants to make friends.
A wise man once said: “Don’t do mutations kids, they will ruin your life”, but lately T-Bone has been feeling so lonely that he one night prayed to his God for something that would help him find new friends and out of pity Hashut promptly bestowed upon the creature a brand new set of tentacles.
Hopefully they will help him convince opposing players that he means them no harm. |
| - Jonas |
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| Mar. 7th, 2007 |
Business As Usual Once again we faced the so-called “Divine” Rats and once again they left the pitch as losers. The poor rats never really stood a chance against the might of the minions of Hashut.
The match went exactly as planned by the chaos dwarf coach except for the loss of Pincher who will be missed. The same cannot be said about the Black Widows apothecary who has proved useless a time too many this season and therefore must be punished. The worst possible punishment the coach could come up with was to force him to play against the dwarfs of Maca'Chobaich in the upcoming match. So now the former apothecary The Mighty Throg plays with shirt number 13 for the Black Widows and the coach has promised him a honourable spot on the line of scrimmage. It is still undecided whether he will be allowed to wear any protection, but the coach is inclined to say no. |
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| Feb. 8th, 2007 |
New Fan Favourite The spoiled fans of the Black Widows have become accustomed to success and now they want more! Regaining the title is a must, but this season the crowd wants to see blood.
“The mediocre rate of 3,5 casualties per game last season has to be improved this season” says the spokesperson of the official Black Widows fan club.
Hence the coach felt that he had to do something extraordinary and in the end he decided to hire a minotaur before the start of Season XVIII. Although in the past the experience with this kind of creature has been mixed the coach felt that he really had no choice if he wanted to keep his job/life.
So far the coach does not regret his decision to add some muscle to the team. T-Bone seems smarter than most minotaurs and his great performance against the Swamp Things has made him an instant hit with the fans. Although he only made a single casualty he played a great game where he for most of the time did as told.
“One good game doesn’t mean that he will escape the slaughterhouse if he screws up in the future” the coach stressed after the game when interviewed. |
| - Jonas |
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| Nov. 29th, 2006 |
Superior tactics secures victory! Once again we faced the elves from Greyhavien Renegades and once again we defeated them with the now famous “Spider Web Tactic” developed by defensive coordinator Mads Fløe.
In all its simplicity the goal of the tactic is to make the opponent feel that they have already won. To put the tactic into practice you let the opponent score two quick touchdowns thereby luring the prey into your web. The opponent will then think that the match is in the bag and that is when you strike! The rest of the match should see you slowly devouring your prey and in the end you will be victories. |
| - Jonas |
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| Nov. 21st, 2006 |
You shall have no other Gods but me After tonights game against Divine Rats all non-believers must be convinced. There is only one true God and his name is Hashut, the Father of Darkness. |
| - Jonas |
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| Nov. 6th, 2006 |
Undefeated! As the only team in ArosBB the Black Widows go through to the play-offs without leaving the pitch as losers even once. The teams enfant terrible Mads Fløe is given much credit for the recent succes as his arrival has boosted the defence significantly. The team has only conceded 6 touch downs in 7 games which along with the casualty score is season record.
But all that won't matter a thing if we don't win the next game... |
| - Jonas |
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| Oct. 4th, 2006 |
Hashut's Champion This morning Mads Fløe was awoken crudely by his mom's screams. As usual she had prepared his breakfast and was about to serve it in his bed, when she had caught sight of the huge crab claw that had grown from her beloved sons body overnight. This had made her so terrified that she had dropped his eggs on the floor and left the room screaming. Mads Fløe himself on the other hand was overjoyed with the claw. All though it took him two hours to eat the eggs off the floor he felt so warm inside. "Hashut really likes me" he kept repeating to himself all day.
The question now is: Can Mads Fløe stand the pressure? It can be fatal to disapoint the Bull God... |
| - Jonas |
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| Sep. 13th, 2006 |
Mads Fløe out of retirement Last night the Black Widows beat the Shadows of Sorcery, but the victory wasn't flawless. The opponent managed to score and to stop that from happening in the future the Black Widows have persuaded Mads Fløe to come out of retirement and once again take to the Blood Bowl field. From now on we hope to win all our games 1-0! |
| - Jonas |
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| Sep. 4th, 2006 |
Jetzt Geht Los The Black Widows have hatched once again and this time they are more venomous than ever. So pray that you don't get caught in our web. |
| - Jonas |
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| Nov. 29th, 2005 |
Hurrah - we won the 'battle of the losers' and the bronze medals are ours! We've sent the hobgoblins back to work in the coal mines where we found them and now we're going to celebrate! Smelldum got to keep his medal since he's done better than one could expect from one of his kind. It even seems like he's beginning to understand some of the more sophisticated aspects of Blood Bowl like scoring touch downs, but he will still be working in the mines along with the others until the start of season XVI
The first season was a learning season. The next will be the season where we go for the title! |
| - Jonas |
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| Sep. 14th, 2005 |
| The players from the Black Widows were quick to leave the changing room after today’s match against Never Niggling Skill. Apparently nobody had felt the need to take a shower because a light training was all that it had been for the team. Not that they would have showered under any other circumstances… |
| - Jonas |
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